Finished Projects
Granny Squares
Favorite Sites
Freebies
Background Sets
Crafting & More
E-Cards to Send
E-Mail Accounts
Freebie Sites
Genealogy
Get Paid
Graphics
Money Information
Online Graphic Generators
Recipes
Teacher Freebies
Website Hosting
Jolly Joker
Animals
Blondes
Definitions
Farmers
Hunting
Medical
Men & Women
Miscellanous
Mother Nature
Religious
Wacky Stuff
Work/Office
IPR Collection
Airlines
Animal Organizations
Antique Cars & Trucks
Big Cats
Bowling
Charities
Collectibles
Comics
Cyberpets
Funny Sites
Ice Hockey
Maps
Music Sites
Pets
U.S. States Info
Guestbook
Sign my book
View my book
E-Mail Me
Background by: Freemo Designs
Work/Office Related Jokes
1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
2. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
3. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
4. Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um.
5. You order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes.
6. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
7. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
8. You learn about your layoff on CNN.
9. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. (Replace then at jokes-4-you.com)
10. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
11. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
12. You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.
13. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
14. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
15. Communication is something your group is having problems with.
16. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
18. Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.
19. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
20. Art involves a white board.
21. You're already late on the assignment you just got.
22. When 100% of your time means 20 hours, with 40 more hours on the other 100% of your time.
23. You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say, "Oh wow, thanks!"
24. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only.
25. Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a free minute" or "when you're freed up"
26. Your boss' second favorite lines are "this isn't exactly what we need. It may be what we asked for, but things have changed."
27. Vacation is something you rollover to next year, or you try to use up three weeks between Christmas and New Years week.
28. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers"
29. Change is the norm.
30. Nepotism is encouraged.
31. The only reason you recognize your kids and friends is because their pictures are hanging in your cube.
32. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting
33. YOU READ THIS ENTIRE LIST AND UNDERSTOOD IT!!!!
Source: email
Crafters Banner Exchange
