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* CATS: The other white meat * Dain bramaged * Don't be sexist - broads hate that * Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway * Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel * Boldly going nowhere * CAUTION - Driver legally blonde! * Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends * He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged * Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! * How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? * I'm an imbecile and I vote * Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch * If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now * Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it! * WARNING! Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition * If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! * Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a butthead. * Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. * You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you! * JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots. He Scores! * Jesus is coming! Look busy! * You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT * Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. * My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom * Grow your own dope, plant a man * All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets * Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. * I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. * WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. * I need someone really bad ... Are you really bad? * All men are idiots ... I married their king. * The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. * IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * We are born naked, wet, and hungry ... Then things get worse. Source: The Joke Barn Crafters Banner Exchange |