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The Jolly Joker Work/Office Related Jokes Today's Stock Report Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Sailboats stayed at an even keel while powerboats weathered the storm. PWC's buzzed to new heights. The market for raisins dried up. The soft drink industry fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. And Scott tissue touched a new bottom. Source: The Joke Barn Crafters Banner Exchange