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The Jolly Joker Blonde Jokes Blonde Beautys Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? A: Because it said "concentrate." Q: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? A: They're too hard to retrain. Q: What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists? A: Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. Q: What's the definition of eternity? A: Four blondes at a 4-way stop. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? A: An air pocket. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: "This goes in front" Q: Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? A: Cause some guys are blonde, too. And the best one for last... Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!" Source: The Joke Barn Crafters Banner Exchange